cellarghosts:

Assassin’s Creed II has some of the best quicktime events ever.

Press X to get laid!
Press X to hug Leonardo da Vinci!
Press X to strangle the Pope!

fuckshitavenue:

Ye Olde Iron Sphere Sprint

stupidoomdoodles:

dad jokes

catbushandludicrous:

Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it

frostybutts:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


One of the fun things about Civ V is that every AI controlled leader has a rating for each thing, like aggression, how often they declare friendship, etc. It goes from 1 to 10…Gandhi, in “Use of nuclear weapons” has a 12.

frostybutts:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

One of the fun things about Civ V is that every AI controlled leader has a rating for each thing, like aggression, how often they declare friendship, etc. It goes from 1 to 10…

Gandhi, in “Use of nuclear weapons” has a 12.

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.

the-hunters-angel:

Photoshop is either a blessing or a curse and I have lost the ability to tell the difference.

the-hunters-angel:

Photoshop is either a blessing or a curse and I have lost the ability to tell the difference.

notsoaveragejo:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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Is it another one of those posts?image

Oh, for the love of…

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Okay, real talk here people. Y’all need to stop watching so much goddamned anime and-

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GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT.