demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal

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do you guys see what i’m getting at

hopelesslyhiddled:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

HOLY SHIT??

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me

never mind i got it

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has psyence gone too far

heyhocloudy:

archiemcphee:

Who is that cheerful man with the adorably double-braided beard and why is he dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl? Kotaku’s Brian Ashcraft has the scoop: This is Hideaki Kobayashi and he’s known (and rightfully so) as “Sailor Suit Old Man.”

Recently, Japanese sites and Twitter users in Tokyo have spotted an old guy dressed in a sailor style school uniform—a truly unusual sight to behold. People were amused. People were baffled. What the hell was going on?!

Japanese site IT Media met Kobayashi and asked him the question on everyone’s mind: Why do you dress like a Japanese schoolgirl?

“That’s a difficult question,” said Kobayashi. “It’s not really something I’ve thought too deeply about. Hrm. I guess it’s because sailor suits look good on me?”

We hope Mr. Kobayashi has some inkling of just how awesome he is. We can’t stop smiling as we look at these photos. Head over to Kotaku to learn more about “Sailor Suit Old Man,” our new hero of Japanese weirdness.

YELL im glad i know who this beautiful man is now

follow your dreams dude

they DO look good on you

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

tibets:

Shaqintosh™

tibets:

Shaqintosh™

coolscar:

pairofjacks:

coolscar:

WHEN I HAVE A KID IM NAMING HIM “ROCK N ROLL” SO HE’LL BE INVINCIBLE

What

YOU CANT KILL ROCK N ROLL

byronic-heroine:

I’m just in love with this man.

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

arktos-on-ankh:

musingsofagiantturtle:

nobodyxaldyn:

Gamera go home, you’re drunk

Drunk? You ever see someone pull off acrobatics like that drunk?

arktos-on-ankh:

musingsofagiantturtle:

nobodyxaldyn:

Gamera go home, you’re drunk

Drunk? You ever see someone pull off acrobatics like that drunk?

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#PowerRangerProblems

deliciouslyunrelated:

Moshi moshi Robin desu

deliciouslyunrelated:

Moshi moshi Robin desu

therealhamster:

wisewun1:

therealhamster:

one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork…